combine your first real fandom with your current one to create a terrible, terrible au
I’m like if a hater enjoyed things
Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing
Battle Couple Battle Semifinals!
Beauyasha (Critical Role) VS Hikaren (Shoujo Kageki Revue Starlight)
i just took my beautiful daughter Clairitin out to dinner and the contemptuous SJW’s at the taco bell have slipped testosterone in with her Crunchwrap Supreme
My daughter Clairitin's crunchwrap supreme combo meal was LITERALLY just laced with hormone replacement therapy by duplicitous Taco Bell skanks and youre calling this satire. Okay.
i really love when a character, calmly and completely earnestly, is like i’m not important, i’m no one really, just a blade that people use and throw away. no one remembers me for long after i leave their life. and then you look at the evidence and it turns out that every person who meets them becomes permanently obsessed with them, for better and for worse, and the character has somehow completely missed this fact
i never thought global warming wasn't real but it really hits when it's winter and i'm out here in summer clothes 🤡🤡🤡
NO SHIT... THATS WHAT IT IS THEN
I feel like if you scream at a small animal loud enough it would simply explode
does this work on babies and children?
what is man but an animal playing god?
l-a-l-o-u