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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
sailorbrazil
clawfootboy

So many notes ppl confused by corn wielding Colima dog wait until you see the dancing figures…..blow your mind. Teach you true love

clawfootboy

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humankind…what more can I say. I can only aspire to have such deep and rich a human connection with anyone in this life that will be as radiant as a ceramic figural pair of dancing xolos


lovingswamp

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They’re also at the center of a roundabout

anielka-ela

Mexican here, fun fact! While we call them “Dancing dogs”, they’re a young pup and an old dog, and the older one is revealing wisdoms right on the pup’s ear.

You’ll recognize the older dog bc he’s got wrinkles!! It’s a wonderful scene!!

wonderful.
dancedance-resolution
uhbasicallyjustmilex

fellow fic writers, i’m curious - what do you find the most challenging part of the writing process??

the whole actually making yourself sit down to write bit

writing smut scenes

maintaining a distinctive atmosphere/theme throughout chaptered works

writing conversations

the universally dreaded editing process

fitting any bits you’ve written non chronologically into the overall flow

too many ideas, too little time to write them all

the unending fight against perfectionism/imposter syndrome

the terrifying ordeal of being seen (sharing your work with others)

something else in the tags

toss up but i ended up saying too many ideas too little time im just a slow writer mostly :^( it stalls a lot of ideas
simsamsammie
queerpeers

me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

queerpeers

other things this coworker (who is a cis guy) has done/said:

—got confused about why I’d never been a boy scout because he forgot i was trans

—told me he was gonna get top surgery scar tattoos to match me after i get mine

—laughs at all my trans jokes, even if they’re supremely unfunny

—calls me big dog (and him little dog) even though he is about as tall as two of me

— “I can’t believe she would say that transphobic thing to you. In June? Pride month?”

the-ladyguinevere

Once I said "My gender is whatever's funniest at the time" and my coworker stops dead in his tracks, turns slowly and says "So are your pronouns honk/honk?" killing me instantly

new sal pronouns just dropped
complexesonfire
headspace-hotel

being a pepper plant has to be so weird.

Imagine evolving capsaicin specifically to stop mammals from eating your fruits, and then a mammal comes along that not only will eat your fruits, but likes them specifically because of the capsaicin, so much that it starts using its weird paws to distribute and care for your seeds, which turns into a strong selective force that literally starts evolving you into producing MORE capsaicin and makes you a WAY more successful and wider ranged species than you ever were before

simply because this mammal LOVES Pain Chemical. that evolved specifically to produce pain in mammals. It's not that the capsaicin isn't WORKING. It's just that these freaks like it.

headspace-hotel

This is the same mammal with social instincts so goddamn strong that they literally try to form social bonds with their predators, and end up evolving the predators into a new species that fits into their social communities as a form of mutualistic symbiosis, and exists in several different forms with unique morphology and behaviors based on the function they perform.

Instead of, I don't know, EVOLVING TO BE FASTER, this animal finds a faster animal and sits on it. Which shouldn't even work because the faster animal is a prey animal and this animal is a predator, but SOMEHOW they FORM A SOCIAL BOND WITH THE PREY. So they can sit on it while it runs fast. And somehow the prey animal?? is cool with this?? and benefits from this relationship???

Literally how can you hate humans. Humans are possibly the most hilarious thing evolution has ever done.

headspace-hotel

other things humans have done

  • eat poison plants, decide they like getting poisoned, and evolve the plants to poison them more
  • evolve to not have hair, but they find mammals with thick fluffy hair and put the hair on themselves, and evolve the mammals to produce extra hair so they can both have a warm coat of hair
  • split up their parasitic lice species into two separate species because they start taking other animals' hair and putting it on themselves so much
  • learn how to set things on fire on purpose. maintain body temperature by just standing beside some wood that's on fire instead of literally any normal option
  • figure out that their prey tastes better and is easier to digest when they hold it over a fire after killing it. get smarter because they digest food so good after it's been held over a fire.
  • find a poisonous plant and try washing it in boiling water until they don't die when they eat it anymore
  • go across the ocean by making a floating nest despite not being able to breathe underwater, drink ocean water, or even swim naturally
  • drink milk from other mammals even though they can't digest it and it makes them sick. Evolve those mammals to produce more milk than their babies can drink so they can drink the milk. Some members of the species evolve to be able to digest milk because they were so hellbent on drinking it.
  • find flowers, bugs and minerals that are nice colors and crush them up to try to turn other things that color
  • eat mushrooms that make their nervous systems malfunction because they like malfunctioning their nervous systems
headspace-hotel

humans worldwide looking up into the celestial vault of stars a million light years away, separated from Earth by the deadly cold and emptiness of space: I bet there are guys up there to form social bonds with

do humans not swim naturally i mean i know we have to learn but like so does a dog or whatever